Jorgensen, your reasoning is remarkably like Buxton-Bond’s.
In the game as posed by Ms vos Savant, the contestant is given the option of sticking with their initial pick or switching to the other closed door.
Only you, Buxton-Bond and Saltmarsh (and he may be the same person) maintain the invitation is to switch to both doors.
For one, the invitation is only extended after the goat is revealed (after which only one other door remains an option) and is expressed in the problem as an invitation to switch from one door to the other.
If, like Buxton-Bond-Saltmarsh, you want to imagine the invitation is to switch from one door to two doors that is a matter for you. However, the invitation to switch is no more an invitation to switch to two doors than the invitation to pick one door in the first instance is an invitation to pick 2 doors rather than one.
I quoted how Ms Vos Savant postulated the Monty Hall problem, above, and restate it below so you might read it carefully and see there is no invitation other than to switch to one other door, not both doors:
"Suppose you’re on a game show, and you’re given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what’s behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you,
“Do you want to pick door No. 2?” Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?"
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem
See that? The host said: “Do you want to switch to DOOR NUMBER 2?”
The Host DID NOT say “Do you want to switch to doors 2 AND 3?”.
The effect might be the same, but that is only because the sum of the probability of door 2 concealing the car is the same as the sum of the probabilities of door 2 and 3. That is because adding door 3 adds nothing because the probability of 3 concealing the car is 0.
If the host were actually offering what Jorgensen and the discredited Buxton-Bond are saying, there would be no paradox or dilemma because everyone would quickly realise two doors are better than one.
It is precisely because the offer is made to choose between ONE door and ONE other door that the misunderstanding, that gave rise to the deliciously counter-intuitive problem and this formerly somewhat more enlightening thread, arose.
End of story, one would hope, unless perhaps if Jorgensen is a face-saving incarnation of Buxton-Bond-Saltmarsh.
As for ad hominem arguments or vitriol, anyone will struggle to find any offensive comments by me despite the abject frustration induced by the likes of Buxton-Bond-Saltmarsh and, more recently, Jorgensen, and which fly in the face of the facts and reason, no offence intended.
Now you don’t need to put that in your compiler, “Greg”, to see if it’s bug-free.